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MA6.0 (December bday - Poem on back) You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks, but You Can Teach Him New Songs. (Musical Animals No. 6A)

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MA6.0 (December bday - Poem on back) You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks, but You Can Teach Him New Songs. (Musical Animals No. 6A)

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You can't teach and old dog new tricks, but you can teach him new songs.

"Wrinkle Cells"  (Tune of Jingle Bells)

   Sputtering down the street
   In a two cylinder Ford Mustang    
   Better ‘an my old feet
   Coughing all the way
   My hearing aids, they ring
   Making me say “What?”
   Growin’ old is hard, it stinks
   with a triple chin and saggy butt.

   Wrinkle Cells, Wrinkle Cells
   Wrinkled Everywhere
   Off I run, to the plastic surgeon
   In a two cylinder Ford Mustang.

   A Day or two Ago
   I don’t remember, you know?
   With a slipped disc and cataracts
   It’s hard to be on the go
   My expanded waste line I hide
   From years of eating cake
   My hair is colored I confide
   And it’s hard to stay awake.

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This Print comes as 4 by 6  Note Cards with envelopes and as 8 in. by 10 in., 11 in. by 14 in. or 16 in. by 20 in. prints.

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You can't teach and old dog new tricks, but you can teach him new songs.

"Wrinkle Cells"  (Tune of Jingle Bells)

   Sputtering down the street
   In a two cylinder Ford Mustang    
   Better ‘an my old feet
   Coughing all the way
   My hearing aids, they ring
   Making me say “What?”
   Growin’ old is hard, it stinks
   with a triple chin and saggy butt.

   Wrinkle Cells, Wrinkle Cells
   Wrinkled Everywhere
   Off I run, to the plastic surgeon
   In a two cylinder Ford Mustang.

   A Day or two Ago
   I don’t remember, you know?
   With a slipped disc and cataracts
   It’s hard to be on the go
   My expanded waste line I hide
   From years of eating cake
   My hair is colored I confide
   And it’s hard to stay awake.

Click Image for BEST view.

This Print comes as 4 by 6  Note Cards with envelopes and as 8 in. by 10 in., 11 in. by 14 in. or 16 in. by 20 in. prints.